Banana Tree Vandal

Breaking news! The “Banana Tree Vandal” has been captured. The elusive 4 inch long ex-offender was seen today at the scene of the crime creating extensive damage to private property while gorging on banana tree leaves.
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He was immediately arrested; indicted, tried and found guilty of trespassing, vandalism, tree abuse, and reckless behavior by the tree owner. He was given the minimum sentenced of death by stomping. The maximum sentence allowed for these offenses is death by elderly tuxedo cat mauling.


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